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gra·no·la·f·flu·ent (adj.)
Granolaffluent is a tongue-in-cheek outdoor lifestyle brand where adventure meets elevated comfort. We create relatable content that:
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shares honest, humor-infused real-life stories
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recommends gear we actually use and love
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highlights accessible Carolina adventures
And no — we don’t lead tours, book trips, or teach survival skills (unless choosing the right cooler for your boat excursion counts).
Shop the Lifestyle
The products you don’t need from the brand nobody asked for — welcome to the Granolaffluent Lifestyle Collection!
A little ironic, a little iconic, and absolutely unnecessary.
[Explore GRAF Gear ➜]
Flew cross-country for a weekend in Moab—because my local trails just didn’t hit hard enough. #Granolaffluent
Splurge or Pass — You Decide
Titanium espresso maker: $249. Worth it for the crema? Vote now.
If you didn’t take a drone shot, did it even happen, bruh?
Show us your most extra, granolaffluent moments — we love a good humblebrag.
Tag #granolaffluentirl to be featured.
Stay Bougie + In the Loop
Check out our guide to navigating off-grid adventure with a side of overindulgence in “Campfires & Cashmere" Monthly Newsletter.
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