MANIFESTO

Our Manifesto.

Outdoorsy minimalism meets maximum spending.

Welcome to the wilderness—but curated.

We believe nature is best enjoyed from the deck of a wake surf boat, iced coffee in hand, with a $600 cooler you probably didn’t need (but definitely deserved).

We romanticize rustic. We overthink tire pressure. We pack organic trail mix for a two-hour hike.

And we do it all with a wink—because sustainability never looked so expensive.

This isn’t just outdoor life.
This is Granolaffluent.

Where off-grid meets unapologetically premium—with a side of satire.